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This Week in Movies – 3/23/09

In Theaters:

  • Monsters vs. Aliens – Despite not being Pixar, this one looks decent. I suggest watching it in 3D.
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  • The Haunting in Connecticut – Why did Connecticut get haunted? Cause there’s too many damn uppity white people, that’s why. My sister used to live in Connecticut, so that should tell you something. Maybe this movie is about her time there. I don’t know. All I know is if you watch this movie, then Connecticut wins.
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  • 12 Rounds – If you’ve got money to waste, I say why not go watch some wrestler try to act. Personally, I’d rather roll my money up into little balls and bounce it off the wall for 2 hours. It’s Suze Orman approved.
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On Video:

  • Quantum of Solace – The latest in the shaky-cam era of Bond movies. In this one, Bond puts on eyeliner and whines about his parents for 2 hours. I still need to see it.
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  • Bolt – A superstar cartoon dog doesn’t know he’s a regular dog … or is he? Will he find his super powers hidden deep within himself? Will this movie follow every feel good misguided hero cliche in the book? Will kids care? I don’t know. I haven’t seen it. It’s probably worth a watch.
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